It's about time

Finally! Finally you're out of my life for good. It's like a weight is taken off my chest now that I don't have to see your smug face anymore. Reaves, I know you don't like me - not sure why, but really I honestly don't give a shit anymore. You're such a judgmental prick, I can't even believe I considered you my friend for so long. All you do is shit all over anything that I or anyone else likes. I don't know who told you you're so great, but get over yourself. Not only do you shoot down anything you don't like, you're so judgmental of everyone. Everyone's either a "hipster" or "douchebag" or "ignorant" to you. God and you don't even know these people. You just shoot them down automatically. And the stupidest part is you actually judge them based on shit like what they wear or what music they like. What are you, a little kid? When are you gonna grow up? Just because someone likes something that you don't, it doesn't mean anything about their personality. You're 18, I figured you'd have learned that by now. The best part is you're so cynical that it's only gonna hurt you. You'll have to grow up or be alone. But you're too smug to admit you're wrong, so good luck in college, with all new people, people who aren't like me and won't put up with your shit because they figure you'll grow up at some point. You can't hang around anymore - when people get sick of you it'll be much easier to just drop you like I should have. It's a shame we had so many mutual friends; it would've been much easier to get rid of you. Oh and by the way, quit being so sorry for yourself. Seriously, you have it much better than you think. But you're so convinced that you've been done so wrong that I've noticed one of your favorite hobbies is guilt-tripping everyone around you. Look, I am truly sorry that your family life isn't the greatest right now, but shit man, look at what you do have instead of griping about everything. You got put through one of the best high schools in the state, and now you can afford to go to a four-year college. How many people don't have that opportunity? You've gotta be some bit well off to be able to do that. Regardless of where the money comes from, it's going towards your benefit, so stop telling us all how hard you have it to make yourself seem tough. If you really wanna turn your "tough" life around, how bout you QUIT SELLING WEED all day and get a real job, you know, maybe do some manual labor like the rest of us instead of lounging around all summer smoking and shooting people down. Maybe you'll learn something about what it means to actually work hard for something. But whatever man, I never have to see your face again if I so choose, and that's what I'm gonna do. It's a shame Johnny looks to you for guidance for some reason. I love that kid but you've made him into your little sidekick or something.
Oh and one more thing, you're not superior to everyone just because you prefer to smoke instead of drink. POT CAN SCREW YOU UP TOO YOU MORON. http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/evidence99/marijuana/Health_1.html

Best of luck