Hipster Haters

I hate you hipster haters. You and your corporate mindsets and MTV Jams loving afternoons. I'd go a month without Pitchfork if you would just lay off of the hipster generation forever. I'd trade in all my flannels and even promise to shave my face everyday if you would just stop hating on the hipster stereotypes. I'd rather buy season tickets to the Lakers than hear you bitch about us talk about our music in coffee shops in downtown Portland. Go enjoy Lady Gaga, we will stick with Zooey Deschanel for now and forever. She & Him that is.